Greetings and bienvenue, everyone. Here's just a few things I'll tell you about me.
Real Name: Only my friends will ever know that until further notice!
Likes: Brutal Legend, Naruto, Rosario Vampire, Bleach, Legend of Zelda, Harry Potter, and many, many more.
Dislikes: Chavs, jerks, idiots, console tards, MP40 noobs and pretty, but nasty girls
My new penname: This is a name given to me by a very special friend of mine.
I would try to be this kind of boyfriend, no I would!
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stares at your mouth, kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you, grab her and don't let go
When she starts cussing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, ask her whats wrong
When she ignores you, give her your attention
When she pulls away, pull her back
When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, protect her
When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steals your favorite hat, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up
When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says it’s over, she still wants you to be hers
When she reposts this bulletin, she wants you to read it
When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok, don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 years later she'll remember you
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
Let her know she's important.
Kiss her in the pouring rain.
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Whose ass am I kicking, babe?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will: Call you. Kiss you. Love you. Text you.
Guys post as: "I'd be this boyfriend." Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do"
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her while she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
100 Truths- After you fill this out, tag 15 people and tell them to do it too!
1. Last beverage?
Dr. Pepper, that stuff rocks!
2. Last phone call?
An old pal of mine.
3. Last text message?
I don't text.
4. Last song you listened to?
Running Wild's "Riding the Storm".
5. Last time you cried?
HAVE YOU EVER
1. Dated someone twice?
2. Been cheated on?
3. Kissed someone and regretted it?
Still wondering about that.
4. Lost someone special?
Yes... that hurt...
5. Been depressed?
6. Been drunk and threw up?
No way dude!
LIST FOUR FAVORITE COLORS
1. Made new friends?
2. Fallen out of love?
3. Laughed until you cried?
No, but I wasn't that far from it.
4. Met someone who changed you?
Oh yes... *sighs*
5. Found out who your true friends were?
6. Found out someone was talking about you?
A few times...
7. Kissed anyone on your friends list?
8. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life?
9. How many kids do you want to have?
10. Do you like your job?
Don't have one!
11. Do you want to change your name?
Not sure yet.
12. What did you do for your last birthday?
Had some good friends over.
13. What time did you wake up this morning?
6:00... don't ask...
14. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Trying to sleep.
15. Something you CANNOT wait for...
Meet someone very special to me ;)
16. Last time you saw your father?
A good few months ago.
17. What is one thing you wish that you could change about your life?
My voice. It makes sense to me.
18. What are you listening to right now?
Rob Zombie's "Superbeast".
19. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom?
I have not.
20. What’s getting on your nerves right now?
I'd rather not say.
21. Most visited webpage?
DA and Youtube.
1. What's your name?
Coyote, Mikey and a few special names from my pals.
3. Relationship status?
4. Zodiac sign?
5. Male or female?
7. Middle school?
Still not saying
8. High school?
Give it up!
9. Hair color?
10. Long or short?
6 foot something...
17. Do you have a crush on someone?
Not at the moment
18. What do you like about yourself?
One in each ear.
21. Righty or lefty?
22. First surgery?
23. First piercing?
My left ear.
24. First best friend?
26. First sport you joined?
27. First pet?
28. First vacation?
29. First concert?
30. First crush?
Nothing right now.
Nothing right now.
52. I'm about to...
Watch something on Youtube.
53. Listening to?
55. Waiting for?
58. Want kids?
Git out ma face!
59. Want to get married?
60. Careers in mind?
WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE GENDER
68. Lips or eyes?
69. Hugs or kisses?
70. Shorter or taller?
71. Older or younger?
72. Romantic or spontaneous?
Both I guess.
73. Nice stomach or nice arms?
Only skin deep.
74. Sensitive or loud?
75. Hook-up or relationship?
77. Trouble maker or hesitant?
78. Kissed a stranger?
79. Drank hard liquor?
80. Lost glasses or contacts?
81. Sex on first date?
82. Broken someone's heart?
83. Had your own heart broken?
85. Been arrested?
I didn't do it!
86. Turned someone down?
87. Cried when someone died?
88. Liked a friend that is a guy
What do you mean?
DO YOU BELIEVE IN
91. Love at first sight?
93. Santa Claus?
95. Kiss on first date?
97. Is there a person out there that you want to be with right now?
98. Had more than one boyfriend at a time?
99. Get mad and cry your heart out?
100. Posting this as 100 truths?
The Full Course Menu I entered in that blog a while back was just a little something I salveged for spits and giggles, but it's not my real menu. I feel bad for faking something I should be taking seriously, but I didn't want to use the real thing until it was complete, so, here it is, my real menu, the "Swamp of Paradise":
- Soup: Bayou Gumbo which consists of Underbite Dragon bones for the stock, Bacon Leaves, Giant Leeks, Snake Frog, Garara Gator, Striped Salmon, Giant Millipede and Shark Fin Mushrooms
- Dessert: A parfait made from Honey Dragon honey, Milk Whale cream, Grand Berry (I call it the Dragon's Delight)
- Drink: Crystal Cola