Am I funny? Well, you decide... And by the way, I like playing Russian roulette... So...
Sestuno: Umm... I remember... That knife was owned by... Chef... Ramsey? No... Frohze! Oh, you should have seen my bloody, 300 yards away face!
Joa: Why do you think I own it?
Sestuno: Because... Your her knife insurance agent!
Joa: Your an idiot. So is the author! DRAGON BALL Z ATTACK!
Sestuno: NOT EVEN WE CAN RESIST DRAGON BALL Z! KAMEHAMEHA!
Damala: Hey guys, what I miss... OH MY SWEET JESUS ON A POGO STICK WITH CHRIS ROCK ON A JET THAT'S ON A YAHT!
Chiru: I REGRET MEETING ALL OF YOU!
Yuda: MILLIMETER!
Buranchi: TELL MY WIFE... I'M GOING TO KILL HER ASS AGAIN IN HELL!
Damala: The sea... It's cut up... Like a ripe fruit... And lettuce... And a small child's dream when he goes to Disney land and see's Mickey Mouse drinking gin and humping Donald Duck!
Yuda: OH SHIT! SESTUNO GOT'S HER KNIFE! SHIT JUST HIT THE FAN, AND THE FAN BURST IN FLAMES, AND SHE WANT'S TO HAVE WHAT SHE HAD!
Joa: I thought only the three poster boys of dumb, drunk, and old could block that!
Sestuno: You overestimate the power of women! Wait... Is that feminist?
Damala: SESTUNO! YOU HAVE PAPER CUTS ALL OVER YOU! NO ONE POUR VINEGAR ON HER!
Sestuno: WHAT'S THE GAME JOA?!
Joa: Oh, you know... Tic tack toe... Yahtzee... TAKING OVER THE WORLD!
Sestuno: What about crazy eights?
Joa: NO! NEVER CRAZY EIGHTS! SCREW THAT GAME!
Sestuno: Why go to all this trouble! Wouldn't a big white van and candy work?
Joa: True... But this is just cooler. I'm smart, but even I think a big awesome reveal is just awesome. Now... COME MY MINONS, RISE FOR YOUR MASTER! LET YOUR EVIL SHINE! IN THE DARK OF THE NIGHT, IN THE DARK OF THE NIGHT, SHE'LL BE MINE!
Nitro: I'm... I'm alive... And jacked. Holy hell, I can't wait to get to the bars, and let the ladies see the GUNSHOW!
Joa: Yes... You, me, 45 minutes, whatever remains of that drunk island.
Nitro 2: DUDE! YOU HIT THE GYM?
Nitro 3: HELL YEAH BRO!
Zebra: But... I killed them! DEAD THINGS STAY DEAD! DIE! STAY DEAD! YOUR NOT ZOMBIES! ZOMBIES ARE FAKE! LIKE WORLD PEACE, OR DENTIST!
Sestuno: HOW DARE YOU USE THE FORCES OF EVIL TO DO THE MOST EVIL THING EVER... BRING THE DEAD BACK TO LIFE!
Joa: What? I wasn't listening. I saw ripped pecks. Oh yeah, kill them.
Yuda: WE CAN DO IT!
Damala: Umm... What's going on?
Sestuno: Stop! You two are useless
Yuda: CRAP! HOW'D YOU KNOW?!
Sestuno: Oh no... FLOWER POWER!
Teppei: Still here... Not like you care... Just like my real grandma...
Nitro: DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
Sestuno: Yes.
???: Excuse me, just killing you.
Sestuno: Oh my god...
Teppei: Oh great, you again. Sorry, you can't ruin my 4th birthday party again by getting drunk!
Zebra: MMMMMFMFMFFMM <My mouth, I can't speak.>
Joa: Why, if it isn't my second favorite drunk man who wants to beat the living shit out of me... After my dad.
Jirou: Bitches, stay calm, I'm only hear to get drunk, and kick ass... And I'm all out of ass.